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CREEPING HORROR OF THE QUASI​-​MEN DELUXE DIGITAL EDITION

by THE QUASI-MEN

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Werewolves Hate you Out past the haunted hills theres a place they kill for thrills out in the woods where no one goes the thirst for blood it never slows dark shapes with dark desires drag the corpses to feed the fires ready to kill when they get out of bed adorned with the flesh of the recently dead dont get lost in the woods ww hate you! they really hate you human flesh tastes real nice always looking for a sacrifice you cant hide cuz the moons too bright they dont need any other light you shouldnt be out on a dark december viscera reduced to embers theres alot you need to know if you want to survive the bitter snow
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I wanna Knock up Elvira Iwanna Knock up Elvira terror from the crate It's been way to long and I'm feeling great she'll reach in my pocket and pull out my change she wants me to rock it whenever I feel strange Elvira I can see her in the dark She could be the mistress of my trailor park You know she likes it that way and all the pinball I can play! I wanna Knock up Elvira 3x today Sometimes you gotta get out gotta get away sometimes you'll hear a voice and it'll say come out and play! why not today! sometimes you gotta rock it you know its that way! I wanna Knock up Elvira 3x today I always see her down at the 1 - 7 - 10 you know I come on over often she says lets go for a ride but i know it's run way suicide! I wanna Knock Up Elvira 3x today
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EVIL POWERS 02:25
Evil Powers beyond my seven doors of death i steal an angels breath i bring another one to their grave no soul to save im thoughtless and depraved i will control you with my evil powers and when the night time comes you'll be deflowered I'm an evil thing just a nightmare come true when i come on over you know just what we'll do behold my silent whore of death you know the blood runs down her chest i see my name written in her thighs your god i despise im the devil's surprise i will control you with my evil powers and when the night time comes you'll be devoured I'm an evil thing just a nightmare come true when i come on over you know exactly what we'll do trick or treat...
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FUNERAL SONG 02:33
Funeral Song well ive been ouija board stiff all goddamn day just thinking about your lovely flesh and its starting to decay rigor mortis for me baby rigor mortis all night long i am deafened by that all encompassing funeral song graveyard gus that old cematary cuss he lived the graveyard life he had big black boots and a glock 'trenching knife graveyard gus that old cematary cuss he was a cemetary man he had murder on his mind and dead bodies in his van well ive been ouija board stiff all goddamn night just thinking about your rotting flesh and its gonna feel all right rigor mortis for me baby rigor mortis all night long i am deafened by that all encompassing funeral song graveyard gus that old cematary cuss he dug them graves all day never been caught because he lives life the graveyard way at night he sleeps in a tombstone row with a severed hand that was graveyard gus he always was a cemetary man
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decapitation blues Im just a headless torso for yr love you pull off my skin with yr velvet glove ive seen lots of things in this world gone wrong and if you are a skeleton then you can come along this is cut off yr head rock n roll cut off yr head then lose control this is cut off yr head rock n roll cuz when you got no head you can not be controlled eat of my flesh and drink of my blood ive been seeing ghosts for days dancing in the mud the world is a big dark scary place and you wont feel any pain when you fall from grace this is cut off yr head rock n roll cut off yr head and then lose control this is cut off yr head rock n roll cuz when you got no head you can not be controlled well the darkness is so bright i cant hardly sleep at night theres a buzzing in my brains i can feel in my veins this is cut off yr head rock n roll (hey hey hey!) 4x
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THE THING 02:15
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POSSESS ME 01:57
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IN THE DARK 02:19
in the dark watch out for the werewolves bite theres vampires in the pale moon light its a new world in the dark dodge the zombies at the park and come for a ride my sweet young thing how young you died but how sweet you sing theres a million things id love to do to you but first we feed and then we screw gonna get you in the dark gonna get you in the dark dark dark theres no way i can describe the feeling i get deep inside im part of a great malignant evil that preys on all of them innocent people we will drain their corpses dry smoke some cigarettes and move on by another day another death the dead babies say after their last breath gonna get you in the dark gonna get you in the dark dark dark
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there's no way i can explain how flying saucers stole my brain pulled out my eyes with a shining light and they put it back together but not quite right now that i ain't quite me its so much easier to see things have been set in motion talking about flying saucers out under the ocean UFO NO! they're here again! UFO NO! they're not your friend! UFO NO! nowhere to run! UFO NO! No escape from the Ray Gun! the ones from space think you're an asshole the ones from space want you to die the ones from space will eat your soul the ones from space will eat your eye UFO NO! they're here again! UFO NO! they're not your friend! UFO NO! nowhere to run! UFO NO! No escape from the Ray Gun! it's time to say goodbye to the human race it's time to say hello to monsters from space it's time to say goodbye to the human race this has been a message from space
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Graveyard Girl going to the cemetery for a ride trunks all full of formaldehyde i've got my dead girlfriends body parts in the basement I'm digging up body parts for replacement she dont want me to die shed rather so i need a fresh cadaver AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ill bring her back ill bring her back back back from the dead ill bring you back back back thats what i said ill bring you back scientific knowledge, i got loads! and you know ill use electrodes im gonna bring her back from the dead you see jeffrey combs aint got nothing nothing on me suicidal sweetie gave death a whirl now shes my graveyard girl ill bring her back back back from the dead ill bring you back back back thats what i said ill bring her back AAAAAAH!
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i was a teenage ax murdering cannibal if your man comes between us girl hes gonna die if your man comes between us girl im gonna bite him in the eye dont ask why ill have my revenge and kill your man gonna use an ax you know i can ax murder sets us free and your shattered head agrees gonna chop him up wait and see there is no call for leniency if i swing my ax with a little haste you know id make this world a better place gonna chop him up wait and see there is a call for deviancy ill have my revenge and kill your man gonna use an ax you know i can ax murder sets us free and your shattered head agrees rock it! gonna take one big problem and make it a bunch of little non problems balls of gore littered on the floor that wont be troubling me no more its not like its just someone off the streets its just the other other...white meat! and when im done ill fry you up and make your skull into my cup i know for once if you could ever be truthful i think you'd be glad to finally be useful ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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black magic man im a black magic man i do what i can take what i want from you use you up until im through im a black magic man illuminati i am when its small the world gets bigger i pulled the cosmic trigger the powers of evil well i can feel them in my soul i am a conduit of black magic and rock n roll rock n roll im a black magic man infiltrations the plan i know what is to come one world government that we run while yr at home sleeping im outside creeping you better watch what you say sometimes people just go away the powers of evil well i can feel them in my soul i am a conduit of black magic and rock n roll rock n roll
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DISAPPEAR 02:44
Disappear i've seen the setting suns i've seen the lonely ones we're not the only ones alive the red planet always survives they've had their secret projects a long long time they conceal all evidence of martian crime they will over power their enemies before the night is through they will come right through the door and point their guns at you you know too much x3 you're gonna disappear hahaha they will never admit what theyve done to us and everyday mt brain fills with more disgust they will come in the night for the ones that know when they want you theres no where you can go
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MURDER ONE 03:11
murder one murders red and murders blue murder is whats killing you and me dont you see ive seen the signs and the bodies drop the blood thats flowing always stops you and me temporary we all go for one last ride and no one ever gets out alive no matter how hard you try no one ever will survive death is coming for you you know that is true theres nothing you can do murders red and murders black i never call my mother back its not her i concur between the lines the darkness smirks at the total anihilation of all you jerks we all go for one last ride and no one ever gets out alive no matter how hard you try no one ever will survive death is coming for you you know that is true theres nothing you can do
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MY CURSE 03:40
my curse im a son of darkness and i lay a curse on your head before im one with the darkness you will lie rotting dead i will make you suffer wont matter when you run i will laugh while you suffer my will be done i have pledged my life to the serpent and i praise all the ancient ones all hail that old serpent for i am one of his sons i will make you suffer veneral disease gonna come i will laugh while you suffer my will be done 666!
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Graveyard Girl going to the cemetery for a ride trunks all full of formaldehyde i've got my dead girlfriends body parts in the basement I'm digging up body parts for replacement she dont want me to die shed rather so i need a fresh cadaver AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ill bring her back ill bring her back back back from the dead ill bring you back back back thats what i said ill bring you back scientific knowledge, i got loads! and you know ill use electrodes im gonna bring her back from the dead you see jeffrey combs aint got nothing nothing on me suicidal sweetie gave death a whirl now shes my graveyard girl ill bring her back back back from the dead ill bring you back back back thats what i said ill bring her back AAAAAAH!
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down in LA down in New orleans hanging in the woods from an evergreen there was an evil force there in the woods died a country boy name of johnny b good they hung him cause he couldnt play guitar so well but the devil brought him back straight from HELL DIE DIE DIE JOHNNY DIE! JOHNNY B DEAD! now his head's covered up by a gunny sack and he's got those assholes tied to the track he can hear the screams sitting in the shade strumming in the mess that the driver made people in the bayou stop and say oh my every zombie will have his day kill kill zombie kill kill johnny b dead satan told him he's forever damned and you will be the leader of an undead band people run from clubs from miles around scared they'll get eaten when the sun goes down maybe someday he will give you a fright cause JOhnny's here tonight! go zombie go go!

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2007 RELEASE FROM MAINE'S SURF GARAGE PUNK TRIO + GRAVEYARD GIRL 5 SONG EP

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released January 8, 2018

JOEL KAPLAN AS MAX REVERB - GUITAR AND SINGERING
JAMES CURRAN AS CYGNUS- A - DRUMBS N BACK UPS
NAYTE WILSON AS ARPA GIO - BASS, ORGAN, BACK UPS

cover art by JAMES CURRAN
TRACKS 16-20 RECORDED BY THE QUASI-MEN AT SOME POINT EARLIER. TRACKS 1- 15 RECORDED BY CHRIS CAMBRA at the LODGE in a cold ass winter in Maine. all songs by The Quasi-men except the one by the drags.

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